Three fresh excuses
$0.00, forever.
Emergency exit for awkward responsibilities
Skip responsibilities gracefully.
Get three ridiculous excuses. Copy one, send it, and disappear with suspicious confidence.
The hall of shame is open to everyone. No payment, no gatekeeping, just evidence.
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What are we getting out of?
Give us the disaster. We’ll supply three professionally questionable escape routes.
0/400
Free to use. No checkout, no card, no suspicious billing form.
Public evidence
Hall of shame
Submit your best excuse for free and let the public decide who deserves the crown.
The leaderboard is suspiciously innocent.
No public confessions yet.
A flawless process
How it works
- 01
Pick the disaster
Deadlines, clients, meetings, or another highly avoidable crisis.
- 02
Generate three lies
The machine produces oddly specific excuses with alarming confidence.
- 03
Copy and vanish
Choose the least incriminating option and send it before courage returns.
No tiny print
Everything is free
Generate excuses, copy your favorite, and post it to the hall of shame. No checkout, no card, no awkward conversation with your bank.
A public hall-of-shame entry
$0.00, forever.